Contest Entry-Star Valentine

So *MyNameIsMad had this incredible idea of a tournament where you draw the shittiest original character possible [link] , so this is my stab at it. Now, for the flavor text:

"tHis is my orgnl charatewr STar Valentine. I was over at a freinds's howse, and he want'd to now how i darw my caharacters. I thot it mite be kewl to shoe him, so this is whut i caim up with. I tried to list all her importent abilitees and statts. I werked really hard on this. My scaner skrewd it up though and i didnt have a gud skin culor, i love my rosearts marckers stil . If you gus have ane kwestuns, let me now, i hoep you guysw like herr."